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Twelve Days of Christmas | Important Update
[By Ellen Vahan, posted by Chuck Almdale]
Twelve Days of Christmas Redux

It would seem that True Love and PNC Christmas Price Index were on hiatus last year (the cursed 2020). There was no Twelve Days of Christmas Index pricing all the gifts that one might accumulate from True Love. However….we are back in business and we have prices.
For those who have no idea what I am blathering about….Twelve Days of Christmas is a carol sung at Christmas time and at ALL school Christmas events. The twelve days start at Christmas and continue until January 5th the day before Epiphany. Each day “My True Love” gives a gift and adds to the ones from the days before, so day one = one gift and up to day twelve when there are gifts from all previous days (12 from the 12th and 11 from the 11th and so on which adds up to a lot of livestock, fowl and people). The index just adds up the cost of the 12th day (one batch of everything).
So….
- 1 Partridge in a pear tree $222.68 up 6.0% from 2019 – cost of the tree
- 2 Turtle Doves $450.00 up 50% (yikes)
- 3 French Hens $255.00 up 40.5%
- 4 Calling Birds $599.96 no change
- 5 Gold Rings $895.00 up 8.5%
- 6 Geese-A-Laying $660.00 up 57.1% (wow!)
- 7 Swans-A-Swimming $13,125.00 no change, but still most expensive gift
- 8 Maid-A-Milking $58.00 no change – this is Federal Minimum Wage and apparently no extra charge for cows
- 9 Ladies Dancing $7,552.84 no change from 2019 – rate for Pittsburgh ballet
- 10 Lords-A-Leaping $11,260.00 up 12.6% from 2019 and able to perform
- 11 Pipers Piping $2,943.93 up 7.1% as live performances are happening
- 12 Drummers Drumming $3,183.17 up 7.1%
This totals to $41,205.58, up 5.7% from 2019.
And should you count all the repetitions totaling 364 gifts, the cost would be $179,454.19.
The original Index in 1984 totaled $20,069.58.
PNC Bancorp Inc. in Pittsburgh, PA has kept this going for 37 years (38 if you include the gap for 2020). For this I thank them.
Merry Christmas to all
EV
Auditor’s opinion on the above Statement of Expenditures
We have audited the accompanying Statement of Expenditures of True Love and PNC Bancorp Inc. of Pittsburgh, PA as of December 25, 2021. This financial statement is the responsibility of the Company’s management. Our responsibility is to express an opinion on these financial statements based on our audit.
In our opinion, the above statement of expenditures presents fairly, in all material respects, the proposed expenditures in conformity with generally accepted accounting principles.
We conducted our audit in accordance with auditing standards generally accepted in the United States of America. Those standards require that we plan and perform the audit to obtain reasonable assurance about whether the financial statements are free of material misstatement. An audit includes examining, on a test basis, evidence supporting the amounts and disclosures in the financial statements. An audit also includes assessing the accounting principles used and significant estimates made by management, as well as evaluating the overall financial statement presentation. We believe that our audit provides a reasonable basis for our opinion.
In our opinion, the financial statement referred to above, presents fairly, in all material respects, the financial position of True Love and PNC Bancorp Inc. of Pittsburgh, PA as of December 25, 2021, and the results of its expenditures for the year then ended in conformity with accounting principles generally accepted in the United States of America.
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[Posted by Chuck Almdale]
Some songbirds now migrate east to west. Climate change may play a role
Science News Magazine | Jake Buehler | 9 Nov 2021 | 5 minute read
A dramatic shift in some Richard’s pipits’ winter plans might be linked to a warming Europe.
From the introduction:
As the chill of autumn encroaches on Siberia’s grasslands, Richard’s pipits usually begin their southward trek to warmer latitudes. But a growing number of the slender, larklike songbirds seem to be heading west instead, possibly establishing a new migratory route for the species.
This would be the first new route known to emerge on an east-west axis in a long-distance migratory bird, researchers report October 22 in Current Biology. The finding could have implications for how scientists understand the evolution of bird migration routes over time and how the animals adapt to a shifting climate.
Link to the original study paper in Current Biology.
The Farallon Islands, Ashy Storm-Petrels, mice, owls and brodifacoum | Los Angeles Times
[Posted by Chuck Almdale]
Could toxic airdrop balance nature?
Los Angeles Times | Steve Lopez | 15 Dec 2021 | 10 minute read
This Coastal Commission will be discussing this on Thursday 15 Dec 2021.
Here’s a few links: one of them should get your there.
Staff Report on Farallon plan
Virtual Hearing Procedures
Cal-Span Full Coverage Streaming
This might also access the streaming

Rats there draw owls that also prey on Ashy Storm-Petrel eggs.
(Josh Edelson for The Times)
From the article’s introduction:
The mice of the Farallon Islands think they’ve got it made.
They’re out there with ocean views in every direction, picnicking on plants, salamanders and insects like there’s no tomorrow. But there might not be a tomorrow for the lowly rodents, because the United States government is gunning for them.
The Fish and Wildlife Service has found the mice indirectly guilty of serial murder in the death of seabirds and sentenced them to death by poisoning, with a key review of the extermination plan up this week before the California Coastal Commission.
Each year, burrowing mainland owls fly to the Farallones to feast on the teeming mouse population. When the mice population drops, as it does seasonally, the owls then eat the eggs of the ashy storm petrel, a bird some consider a future candidate for the endangered species list.
So the mice are essentially co-conspirators in the demise of the storm petrels, and the question is: How do you poison 60,000 or so mice who live on an island 30 miles off San Francisco?
Steve Lopez is an excellent journalist and author who has written hundreds of hard-hitting, factual and funny pieces. This is no exception. He’s not a birder though, so he does make the occasion gaff obvious to birders.
I love his above phrase “burrowing mainland owls,” but I wouldn’t go out on a limb and say just exactly what that’s supposed to mean. The default assumption would be “Burrowing Owls from the mainland.” If that’s correct, I’m surprised. Burrowing Owls are getting to be a rare breeding bird in California these days, as vast swaths of their former breeding territory have been covered with houses, farms and warehouses. But it might also mean any owl that has anything to do with burrows, such as sit at their entrance and wait for a mouse to come out and agree to be eaten.
Less confusing yet also amusing is “ashy storm petrel.” There are petrels and there are storm-petrels, and while they do meet o’er the wine-dark seas, they are in different avian families and cannot interbreed. [Go here and scroll about halfway down.]
These two nitpicky errors illustrate why I consider a bird species’ English name to be a proper noun, and always capitalize it. This eliminates confusion. You wouldn’t write “Steve mainland Lopez” would you? If he had written “mainland Burrowing Owl” we’d know for certain what he’s talking about, and by treating the species name Burrowing Owl as the proper noun name, not merely a description, you’re far less likely to insert adjectives and whatnot into the middle of the name. Likewise, we’ll know we’re talking not about an Ashy-storm Petrel, but an Ashy Storm-Petrel, two entirely different birds (the first is fictitious, the second is not).
This is, by the way, less important for mammals than it is for birds. Without doing an analysis of 5,000 mammal names, and 10,500 bird names, I’d say that more bird names than mammal names—both numerically and proportionally—are descriptive. A Yellow-throated Warbler is a particular species, but a yellow-throated warbler could be any of several dozen species that happen to have yellow on their throat. It might be any warbler whose throat is dusted with yellow pollen. In that sense, there hundreds of species of yellow-headed hummingbird.
I hope I’ve pounded that point into the ground.
And to confirm that Burrowing Owl is the species intended, read this from Point Blue.
Please read Lopez’ entire article, as it’s far more interesting and informative than my peevish expression of irkdom.
A few high points of the article:
- 60,000 House Mice Mus musculus on the Farallons
- Burrowing Owls Athene cunicularia fly over from the mainland to eat them (30 miles west of San Francisco)
- When they run out of mice, or the mice get wise, the owls eat bird eggs, especially the bite-sized eggs (1.1 x 0.8 in., 1/4 oz) of Ashy Storm-Petrels Hydrobates homochroa
- Various agencies want to dump 2,800 lbs. of pellets laced with brodifacoum, an anti-coagulant especially lethal to rodents
- They’ll dump it on the high parts of the island
- This has been done elsewhere with good results
- Point Blue and other respected conservation agencies approve the idea
- Other conservationists are horrified
My reaction to the article is: “Gee, what could go wrong with that idea?”
Incidentally, approximately 250,000 seabirds and shorebirds in twelve species nest on the Farallons: Western Gull, Brandt’s Cormorant, Pelagic Cormorant, Double-crested Cormorant, Pigeon Guillemot, Common Murre, Cassin’s Auklet, Tufted Puffin, Black Oystercatcher, Rhinoceros Auklet, Ashy Storm-Petrel, and Leach’s Storm-Petrel.
All capitalized. See, that’s not so hard.
Friendly, foul-mouthed crow befriends entire Oregon elementary school before state police are called in | The Oregonian
[Posted by Chuck Almdale]
Frankly, I think it’s a Common Raven. Look at that enormous bill! But a great story nevertheless. Proving once again that Ravens can be very smart, and when you look them in the eyes, and they look back, it certainly seems like someone’s in there, and it’s not just some dumb animal, running entirely on instinct.

From The Oregonian
Friendly, foul-mouthed crow befriends entire Oregon elementary school before state police are called in
The Oregonian | Lizzie Acker | 9 Dec 2021 | 5 minute read
From the article’s introduction:
A friendly, if somewhat foul-mouthed, crow became a temporary mascot at Allen Dale Elementary School in November when the bird took up residence at the Grants Pass school.
“This crow showed up at our school just out of the blue one morning,” said Naomi Imel, an education assistant at Allen Dale, over the phone on Thursday.
It began looking into classrooms, Imel said, and pecking on doors. At one point, it made its way into a fifth-grade classroom where it “helped itself to some snacks,” she said.
Birds Aren’t Real? | Mock Conspiracy Theory
[Posted by Chuck Almdale]
Birders might happen across some of these “conspiracy theorists” and think they’re for real — that they actually think all birds were rounded up in the 1970’s and what we now see are spy drones, watching our every move. Relax.
They’re not and it’s not.
It’s a joke, albeit a serious joke, mocking all the conspiracy theories abounding these days that people actually do believe. Fervently. Need I mention which ones they are? Sometimes mockery is all that’s left us.
If access to the New York Times article is blocked, try Googling your way in. It’s worth it.


